How many children do you have? This can be checked after you treat the last one

With a wink ...

Pregnancy and your clothes:

First child: You start wearing pregnancy clothes as soon as the gynecologist confirms the pregnancy.

Second child: You wear normal clothes as long as possible.

Third child: Your maternity clothes BECOME your normal clothes.

Preparation for childbirth:

First child: You train your breaths with anointing.

Second child: You fuck your breaths, because they didn't have any effect last time.

Third child: You are asking for anesthesia in the 8th month of pregnancy.

Children's clothes:

First child: You even wash the new clothes in Cypisko at 90 degrees, coordinate them with colors and fold them evenly into cubes.

Second childo: You throw away only the most "soft" and wash with your clothes.

Third child: And why can't boys wear pink?

Cry:

First child: You pull the baby out of the crib as soon as it sings.

Second child: You only pull out a child when there is a danger that his scream will wake up the older child.

Third child: You teach your first child how to wind up playing toys in the crib.

When the teat falls:

First child: You cook after returning home.

Second child: You pour the juice from the bottle and put it in his mouth.

Third child: You wipe in your pants and put it in his mouth.

Scrolling:

First child: You change the diaper every hour, whether dirty or clean.

Second child: You change the diaper every 2-3 hours as needed.

Third child: You try to change the diaper before the environment complains of the stench, or the diaper hangs down below the child's knees.

Activities:

First child: You take your child to the swimming pool, playground, walk, to the zoo, to the theater, etc.

Second child: You take a child for a walk.

Third child: You take a child to the supermarket and dry cleaning.

Your exits:

First child: You call the babysitter three times before you get in the car.

Second child: In the door you give your guardian your mobile number.

Third child: You tell the caregiver that she should only ring if there is blood.

At home:

First child: You stare at your child for hours.

Second child: You look at your child to make sure that the older one does not suffocate him or put his finger in his eye.

Third child: You hide from your own children.

Swallowing a coin:

First child: You call an ambulance and demand an x-ray.

Second child: You are waiting for it to send.

Third child: You subtract him from pocket money.